straycatj:

帰ってきた家主をすぐつかまえるのです……

I catch and sit on my landlady as soon as she comes back…

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

cartoonexpress:

I saw a tweet that called those obsessive disney fans “waltaboos” and that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

sapphic-positive:

ariesbutch:

gay men can call women gorgeous and beautiful and no one bats an eye. but a lesbian says she thinks a man is nice to look at and suddenly every one is picking apart her identity because our society is dead set on women investing their time and energy in men. 

people will comb through for any shred of evidence that a woman might be attracted to men and use that against her, to prove that desiring men in an innate part of her. 

your identity is your business. who you want to be with, what feels right to you is your business. you get to decide what is important to you and what parts of your experience you want to keep and what you want to leave behind.

you can be a lesbian if you want to. 

Thank you this is extremely validating and I love you

red-faced-wolf:

space-cowboy-g:

red-faced-wolf:

the-armed-utahn:

omega-bellum:

haletheheretic:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

I just got it and now I’m angry

Brilliant

HAHA!

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

@red-faced-wolf There is no punch line.

Omfg

badjokesbyjeff:

badjokesbyjeff:

It has been literally billions of years

spoopling:

plush-size-cutie:

okccomputer:

okccomputer:

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

big fucking mood