iguanamouth:

dan-mcneely:

tootickee:

raychleadele:

raychleadele:

pepgold:

pagesofkenna:

This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

PLEASE listen to this, this is the best possible way my morning could have started.

I’m now going to bed and I’m still laugh-crying about the mental image of an adult man walking into an Olive Garden and eating the uncooked decorative pasta as he waits for his table. And also the fact that it took Griffin until he was in his thirties to realize this was a childhood prank and not a thing people actually do.

I WENT TO THIS SHOW! It was so funny omg

theubergrump:

juicemcelroy:

I’ve noticed on some tags of this post that you guys wanted the hear the audio, so here it is! 

Transcription:

1. “and I’m the baby Griffin.”
2. “And I’m Griffin, and I’m a child.”
3. “I’m Naruto.”
4. Griffin: [sneezes] “Sorry guys, I think I’m just coming down with a touch of basketball feverrrrr”
   Justin: “You have to say your name.”
   Griffin: “Griffin McElroy, I have basketball fever.”
5. Griffin: “And I’m Griffin McElroy. I am playing Minecraft. Right now.”
   Justin: “Right this second.”
   Griffin: “While we record the show.”
6. “I’m Hank “The Spank Tank” Jankerson“
7. “I’m your sweet baby Jesus brother, Griffin McElroy.”
8. “I’m your sweet baby, Griffin.”
9. “I’m Travis.”
10. “Uh, I’m Griffin McElroy, and, yeah, I’m just gonna, I don’t have shit to do.”
11. Griffin: [makes obnoxious dolphin noises]
    Justin: “why. why”
    Griffin: [continued dolphin noises]
    Travis: “why are you doing that”
    Justin: “how could this…”
    Griffin: “It’s my- it’s how I commune. It’s how I commune with my dolphin brethren.”
12. Griffin, in a spooky voice: “And I’m the baby New Year-”
    Justin: “Welcome, Baby New Year!”
    Griffin” -ghost, I’m the ghost of Baby New Year.”
13. “I’m your babiest brother Griffin FUCKING McElroy.”
14. “And I’m Griffin McElroy, the Emperor of Piss.”
    [laughter]
15. “I’m your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy and look at how sticky my hands are! Gonna put ‘em right in your pockets and get all that sweet change out.”
16. “I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy- no wait”
17. “I’m Justin McElroy Junior.”
18. “I’m your sweet-ASS brother Griffin McElroy.”
19. “And I’m Griffin. Guys, what the fuck even is goin’ on anymore?”
20. Justin: “And what’s your name, little one?”
    Griffin: “It’s- I think its Ghoul Rat Fin Mummy Rat.“
21. Griffin, in a shaky voice: “And I’m Pimbles, the- [laughing] and I’m Pimbles, the bread man.”
22. Griffin: “Griffin Tyler McElroy, boys, what’s that-”
    Travis: “wait, hold on”
23. Griffin: “I’m your sweet baby brother, Tyler Tyler Tyler.”
24. “And I am the valeDICKtorian. You don’t get my name.”